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Som Mittal is an Indian information technology and automotive business executive.
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If Israel Lost the War is a 1969 alternate history political novel written jointly by Robert Littell, Richard Z. Chesnoff and Edward Klein.
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Jaggu is a 1975 Bollywood crime film directed by Samir Ganguly.
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