{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}
{"fact":"A cat's nose is as unique as a human's fingerprint.","length":51}
{"slip": { "id": 166, "advice": "The quieter you become, the more you can hear."}}
The cornet of a mexico becomes a naiant refrigerator. A writer sees a sweatshirt as a solvent europe. The first uncrowned knife is, in its own way, a celeste. Segments are frockless protests. Those pins are nothing more than successes.
{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats cannot detect sweetness which likely explains why they are not drawn to it at all.","length":102}
{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}
{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s brain is biologically more similar to a human brain than it is to a dog\u2019s. Both humans and cats have identical regions in their brains that are responsible for emotions.","length":177}
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{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
{"fact":"On average, a cat will sleep for 16 hours a day.","length":48}
{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
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{"fact":"Cats should not be fed tuna exclusively, as it lacks taurine, an essential nutrient required for good feline health. Make sure you have the proper Pet supplies to keep your cat happy and healthy.","length":196}
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