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{"type":"standard","title":"Feline hyperesthesia syndrome","displaytitle":"Feline hyperesthesia syndrome","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1403156","titles":{"canonical":"Feline_hyperesthesia_syndrome","normalized":"Feline hyperesthesia syndrome","display":"Feline hyperesthesia syndrome"},"pageid":12307339,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/33/Hannibal_Poenaru_-_Nasty_cat_%21_%28by-sa%29.jpg/330px-Hannibal_Poenaru_-_Nasty_cat_%21_%28by-sa%29.jpg","width":320,"height":254},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/33/Hannibal_Poenaru_-_Nasty_cat_%21_%28by-sa%29.jpg","width":1280,"height":1017},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1271044918","tid":"06feb7b2-d8af-11ef-8c0f-49f0c9783425","timestamp":"2025-01-22T10:52:52Z","description":"Collection of neurological symptoms in domestic cats","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feline_hyperesthesia_syndrome","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feline_hyperesthesia_syndrome?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feline_hyperesthesia_syndrome?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Feline_hyperesthesia_syndrome"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feline_hyperesthesia_syndrome","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Feline_hyperesthesia_syndrome","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feline_hyperesthesia_syndrome?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Feline_hyperesthesia_syndrome"}},"extract":"First reported in 1980 by J. Tuttle in a scientific article, feline hyperesthesia syndrome, also known as rolling skin disease, is a complex and poorly understood syndrome that can affect domestic cats of any age, breed, and sex. The syndrome may also be referred to as feline hyperaesthesia syndrome, apparent neuritis, atypical neurodermatitis, psychomotor epilepsy, pruritic dermatitis of Siamese, rolling skin syndrome, and twitchy cat disease. The syndrome usually appears in cats after they've reached maturity, with most cases first arising in cats between one and five years old.","extract_html":"
First reported in 1980 by J. Tuttle in a scientific article, feline hyperesthesia syndrome, also known as rolling skin disease, is a complex and poorly understood syndrome that can affect domestic cats of any age, breed, and sex. The syndrome may also be referred to as feline hyperaesthesia syndrome, apparent neuritis, atypical neurodermatitis, psychomotor epilepsy, pruritic dermatitis of Siamese, rolling skin syndrome, and twitchy cat disease. The syndrome usually appears in cats after they've reached maturity, with most cases first arising in cats between one and five years old.
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